I'm off for a week to a place with a breeze,
With tall wiggly trees and lakes shaped like peas!
There's sunshine and sandals and sandwiches too,
And maybe some birds who go wacka-wacka-whoo.
But don't be too loud, don't go start a fuss,
I'll still peek around while I'm riding the bus.
I've packed up my laptop, it comes on the trip,
It rides in the back next to chips and the dip!
I may not be posting or shouting out loud,
But I'll see if you're tossing rude words in a cloud.
If trolls start to giggle or gremlins appear,
I'll pop from the shadows and make them all clear.
So post like good posters, with brains that are bright,
With clever debate and some manners, alright?
Don't break all the rules or try making a scene,
Or you'll find you've been zapped by The Mod in Between.
I'll be back very soon, but until then, be sweet,
Keep the echo all tidy and perfectly neat.
Be wise, not too weird, and keep all things fair
'Cause Greg the Mod's watching... from somewhere out there.
... We all make choices, but in the end, our choices make us.
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